Thanksgiving

It's Thanksgiving.  

I'm fatter for it.

Really, there's not a shatload to write about beyond that at the moment.  Tune back in tomorrow.  And for the love of all that's holy, don't go out shopping tomorrow.  Life's too short to deal with the toxic levels of greed, base crass materialism, and overall gluttonous nonconcern for fellow men that you'll find in some of the hapless degenerates you'll find waiting in line at any store that goes "Look!  Rush in here at five AM and you might be one of the 15 people who get a special deal on one of these wonderful gifts (no rainchecks, first come first serve, not responsible for damage incurred by fights with other customers or the hours of productive time you lose by standing in line, nor are we responsible for the mental trauma you may incur by making the local newscasts and looking just like the morons that waited in their Star Wars jammies and Stormtrooper outfits for the most recent Lucas movies.  Oh, by the way, tell us how those dumpster fires turned out, kthxbye?)!!!"

By the way, I finished the vast majority of my shopping for my Lovely Fiancee™ and our Family-to-Be from my room.  While eating turkey.  Hot turkey.  I will contrast that later with having to endure a Wal-Mart the first Saturday of the Christmas Shopping season.  I'm just guessing here, but I'm thinking that sitting in front of my computer monitor and spending thirty minutes-- while eating some of my Thanksgiving meal, thank you-- will most likely stand up very well to getting elbowed by Gus and Wanda, the creme de la creme of Western Civilization (and devout NASCAR fans) who are in the midst of trying to find out why an X-Box Kinect doesn't come with this here game that little Bobby wants, and oh yeah, they need to make each of these things in their cart a separate purchase, too, even though there's a half-dozen people in their line, knowwhutImean?

Guh.  I have the cold sweats just imagining that.   Let alone enduring it.